Alex’s+Codes+of+Law

Alex code of laws 10/11/12   Pt.3/4 the end
 * ** If you eat without praying you will go to jail for 2 months. **
 * ** If you kill someone you will get your head cut off. **
 * ** If you have 3 speeding tickets in one year you will go to jail for 1 year. **
 * ** If you do spray paint on city property you will clean it up and pay 1,500 dollars. **
 * ** If you don’t go to college you will go to jail for 3 years. **
 * ** If you eat human you will get you head cut off. **
 * ** If you steel someone’s car you will need to pay for all the car payment, gas, flat tires, and car repairs for 1 year. **
 * ** If you steel a chocolate bar you will pay the person 75 dollars. **
 * ** If you have a unicycle you will go to jail for “life” or “die”. **
 * ** If you have 5 cars you will need to give it back to the car dealer because you don’t need 5 cars. **
 * ** If you own a penguin you will go to jail for 2 years and your penguin will go to jail with you. **
 * ** If you are a teacher without a teaching degree you will “die”. **
 * ** If you have 275 computers you will have to break them all even computer businesses. **
 * ** Everyone must get dental care, doctor appointments, and the eye doctor. **
 * ** Everyone needs a roof over their head if you don’t talk to the mayor and he will give you money for a house. **
 * ** If your kids don’t go to school you should talk to the mayor so he can get a teacher **
 * For your child until your child is in school. **
 * ** Your kids should have a good diet until you are 18 and under **
 * ** All schools must have PE so kids can have physical education. **
 * ** If you are job less you should ask your friends and they will help you get a job. **
 * ** Everyone with a job will get 25$ an hour or more. **
 * ** All orphans will get treated like kings and queens no child should be sad in this city or anywhere. **
 * ** Everyone must shower 5 times a week at the minimum. **
 * ** All restaurants and cafeterias must be sanitary or they will be shut down. **
 * ** Only hospitals will use drugs for saving people only and not anything else. **
 * ** All buildings or houses must have a structural foundation. **
 * ** If you buy something with fake money you will pay twice as much money for the thing you payed for. **