Dylan’s+Codes+of+Law

Dylan’s code of laws 1. Kids shall go to school until 5th grade then they may choose to go or not. 2. Citizens will be able to say what they want in public but sometimes it will be used ages you. 3. There will be Medicare for all people no matter your class the money for it will be paid out of taxes. 4. Every male citizen shall be in the military for 3 years or a government job for the same time. 5. Women shall work as a nurse for 3 years for the community hospital or they will have higher taxes for the 3 years. 6. If you steal 1-500$ you will go to jail for the amount of days that you stole (example 50$ = 50 days) 7. If you steal 501-100,000 your big toes will be chopped off. 8. If you steal 100,001-Infinity you will be executed. 9. If you have illegal drugs you must have a permit to have them or they will be confiscated. 10. There shall be homeless shelters and infirmary for the people on the street if they chose not to go they will be slaves. 11. All criminals will be treated the way the people that they harmed say. 12. If people want to build something they can but if it will fall they will have to pay for the damage in money or life unless it is inspected by a government inspector. 13. People will have to take a bath or shower twice a week in their home or government bath houses unless they are 20 miles away from the closest city. 14. Orphanages will be in the city for orphans if they choose not to go they will be government servants and must sing Party Rock Anthem from 9am to 7pm. 15. If you counterfeit money you will be put in a boiler at the U.S.S Iowa with the money you made at 1000 degrees. <span style="font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 16px;">16. If a restraunt serves you unsanitary food and you paid for it the owner will have to give you a refund and eat the rest of the food. <span style="font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 16px;">17. If there is illegal sales the buyer will be refunded and the dealer will be jailed for 1 year. <span style="font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 16px;">18. If you kidnap anyone you will be put into a septic tank with government alligators. <span style="font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 16px;">19. Every time someone does number 1 or 2 they will have to wash three hands with clean water and must do it until one verse of the happy birthday song is over. <span style="font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 16px;">20. Lastly you will obey these codes to live in my kingdom or you may move to other kingdoms if you do not agree.