Eva's+Codes

Evas codes = 1.If you steal anything the same size of a bread box you will be drowned = = 2.If you steal anything bigger than a bread box you will be buried alive = = 3.If you steal anything smaller a bread box you will have all of your nails ripped off one by one, including your toes = = 4.If you kill or steal a child under the age of 15 you will be beheaded = = 5.If you steal a person over the age of 16 the person that you kidnapped will get to decide what punishment you will receive = = 6.Anyone who makes fun of someone who is homeless must trade places with the homeless person who he has made fun of = = 7.Anyone who has mistreated animals (aside from raising them to be eaten) will be treated has they have treated there animal = =**8.Anyone who buys an orphan and mistreats her or him will get a limb cut off for every year he or she has mistreated them. (the orphan gets to decide which limbs to cut off)**= =**9.Anyone who steals more than 100,000 dollars or more will be hung**= =**10. Anyone who steals 99,999 dollars or less will go to jail for the rest of their lives**= =**11. Anyone who sells illegal drugs will be put in an oven with illegal drugs and cooked at 542 degrees**= =**12.Anyone who drinks and drives will have to put beer in there eyes while being ran over by a mini van**= =**13.If you hurt a person in any way (besides sports) the person will get to pick any punishment**= =**14.You must be clean at all times or you will stay home for a week showering**= =**15.If you build with poor building materials your house will be replaced a pile of twigs**= =**16.If you already got in trouble for a crime than do that crime again you will be punished twice as bad**= =**17.If you pee in public you must wipe up the pee with a pice of your clothing then wear it**= =**18.If you smoke near a place where children play or "hang out" you will have 90 cigarettes shoved down your throat**= =**19.If you break someones stuff you must pay for it and clean there house for a week**= =**21. If you jay walk you will be put on the ledge of the busiest street in your town, and have to jay walk across there**= =**22. If you lie about pooping in public you will have to eat the poop and another's throw up**= =**23.If you lie about smoking in front of of where children play you must eat 180 cigarettes**= =**24.If you pass the speed limit you will be put on a track where cars race**= =**25.If a man steals another mans wife the other man gets to chose the punishment done to the man**= =**26.If you say your not who you really are your eyes will be spooned out of your head and eat them**= =**27.If you look at other peoples privet property you will be put in a metal box and be mailed to a random place**= =**28.If you cut in front of a line you will have to lick every persons left shoe that you have cut**= =**29.If you rob a train you will be tied to a train track**= =**30. If you break into a zoo you must cuddle with the mad gorillas**= =**31.If you kill a person over the age of 16 you will be feed to sharks who haven't eaten in weeks**= =**32.If you steal someones food at a restraunt you must be their personal cook for a week**= =**33. If you refuse to pay the bill you have to scrub the floor with your toothbrush and use it**= =**34. If you are sick you must stay home from school**= =**35. If you drive on the wrong side of the street you must push the car the rest of the way you are going**= =**36. If you pour gasoline in the oceans, lakes or rivers you must catch and save 100 fish and save them for a year**= =**37. If you use up the hot water in your house you will have to take cold showers for a month**= =**38. If you fake a broken bone you will have to live as that bone is broken for a year**= =**39. If you trespass on someones property you must give them half of your money including your life savings**= =**40. If you are a girl and you cut your hair shorter then your ear you must ear extentions until your hair grows**= =**41. If you make fun of someone who wears glasses you will have to wear their glasses for a month**= =**42. If you make fun of someone who wears braces they will get to pick one of your teeth that the dentist can rip out**= =**43.If you break into someones house the family gets 30 minutes to take whatever they want from your house**= =**44. Anybody who has a cousin whose a brat will have the right to spank or hit them**= =**45. If you ditch school you will be put in a ditch for a month.**= =**46. Anybody who cant swim but says they can will be put inside a pool and have to prove it**= =**47. If you lie about your age you will have to announce your real age on the news**= =**48. If you hack into someones computer your computer will be sawed in half**= =**49. If you steal someones halloween candy you have to give it back plus your candy and not eat candy for a year**= =**50. Anyone who breaks into a bank will have to take their life savings and hand a dollar to every person that was in the bank at the time**= =ps: everybody gets a second chance=
 * 20.If you poop in public you must eat you poop**

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