Christian's+Codes

MY CODES
 * 1) If you steel from your parents you will go without food for one night
 * 2) If you steel from a store you will pay double the price the thing you stole
 * 3) If you lie to your teacher they will punish you
 * 4) If you lie to your parents you will where a dunce cap for 1 day
 * 5) If you mess around in school you will do physical labor for one day
 * 6) If you don’t attend school you will be kicked out
 * 7) If you murder you will go to prison for life
 * 8) If you threaten to murder you will go to jail
 * 9) If you are rich or poor you will get a quality education and college free
 * 10) If you drink while driving you will got jail
 * 11) If you do it a second time you will go to prison
 * 12) If you take advantage of a shelter you will be kicked out
 * 13) If your parents are on drugs they lose custody of you
 * 14) If you do drugs you will be whipped
 * 15) If you threaten you neighbor you will be whipped
 * 16) If you talk badly to someone you must tell them what you said about them
 * 17) If you talk bad to your teacher you will get a spank
 * 18) If you look at bad things on the computer you will get spanked
 * 19) If you poison someone you eat the poison to
 * 20) If you chop down a tree that’s not yours you must chop down your own tree
 * 21) If you forget to feed your pet you don’t eat either
 * 22) If you hit an animal you will get hit to
 * 23) If you eat your friends animal they eat your animal
 * 24) If you eat your friends food they eat your food 2 times
 * 25) If you aren’t nice too your dog they get a new owner
 * 26) If you lock your door you get a spanking
 * 27) If you don’t do your homework you do you and your friends
 * 28) If you get fat you must lose weight
 * 29) If you kick someone they kick you
 * 30) If you are not nice you must become nice
 * 31) If you don’t brush your teeth you must brush for five minutes every day
 * 32) If you are racist you will be whipped
 * 33) If you hurt someone’s feelings you must apologize
 * 34) If want something someone else has you will be spanked
 * 35) If you complain about one thing you must say 3 good thins
 * 36) If you are greedy you must give back
 * 37) If you don’t eat your dinner you don’t get dessert
 * 38) If you are a sour loser you must say you are sorry
 * 39) If you don’t bath you don’t get to bath for one month
 * 40) If your over 16 you can drive
 * 41) If your over 18 you can vote
 * 42) If your over 19 you can get married
 * 43) If your over 18 you can run for president
 * 44) If your over 19 you can run for congress
 * 45) If your over 2 you can talk
 * 46) If you live on earth you can breath
 * 47) You can only have 1 milkshake at a time
 * 48) You can only have 1 spouse
 * 49) You can eat all vegetables
 * 50) you can eat all fruit