Mohamad’s+Codes+of+Law

Mohamad Abdullah ¾   Oct. 3, 2012 Mohamad’s Code of Laws

12.If your child sells an illegal item, such as drugs for example, your child has to go to jail 5 to 10 years. 14.If your child knows how to cook beef and puts the beef on the stove, but doesn’t put the temperature on correctly, your child has to be banned from cooking.
 * 1) If your child fails in every class at school, the parents of the child must not buy the child anything except food and books until he gets an A in 1 of his classes.
 * 2) If your child doesn’t brush his teeth 2 times a day, you are forced to brush his teeth until his teeth are 99.9% clean.
 * 3) If your child’s military instructor says that your child is weak within 1 week, you must train your child to do 50 pushups within 3 days.
 * 4) If your child volunteers for cleaning the beach to help marine animals, you have to at least help for 3 hours.
 * 5) If your child steals his or her friend’s money, they have to give the friend at least half of the money that the friend had.
 * 6) If your child is under 18 years old and is taking drugs, he has to be taken by the police immediately.
 * 7) If your child ‘accidently’ shot or stabbed a person and is over 13 years old, he will be arrested and be taken by the police.
 * 8) If you or your child sees a homeless guy, you have to take him home with you until he is older than 50.
 * 9) If you or your child sees an orphan, you have to take him to the orphanage near your house or shelter.
 * 10) If your child builds a dumb man a house that is made of poor building materials such as straw, your child then has to live in a house made out of straw for the rest of his live.
 * 11) If your child counterfeits money, he has to then clean an abandoned factory until the house is clean.
 * 1) If your child doesn’t wash his hands before eating and after eating, your child will be forced to wash his or her hands every day until he learns his lesson.