Kaylee’s+Codes+of+Law

** 1) **** If you go out of a store and don’t pay for your items, then you have to work there for 6 months. **   ** 2) **** If you break into someone’s house and steal the TV, then you have to buy them two new one’s ** ** 3) **** If you take someone’s wallet you have to buy everything that was in the wallet. **   ** 4) **** If you kill someone you will be killed and your family will be put in prison. **   ** 5) ** ** If you break someone’s arm you will get that same arm brook **    ** 6) ** ** If you cut someone’s body you will be cut in the same place ****. **   ** 7) ** **If you slap someone your hand will be cut off. **    ** 8) ** ** If a woman degrades her child she will have to do whatever the child says. **   ** 9) ** ** If you shoot a gun at someone you will get whipped in the back 6 to 7 times. **    ** 10) ** **If you talk back to your parents they can slap you in the mouth. **   ** 11) ** **If you burn down a house you get both of your arms pulled off. **    ** 12) ** **If you bring a weapon to school then, you will have to be in prison. **   ** 13) ** ** If you do drugs you will have to sit in a box for two YEARS AND DO HOMEWORK **    ** 14) ** **IF YOU ROB A STORE YOU WILL GET YOUR HAND CUT OFF. **   ** 15) ** ** You have to take a shower twice a day if you don’t then you will be made fun of. **
 * Kaylee’s Code of Laws **
 *  16)If a restaurant is not clean then they have to make the community a gourmet lunch. **