Billy’s+Codes+of+Law

**// Billy Maxwell //** **// Period ¾ //** **// 10/9/2012 //**
 * // My code of laws //**
 * 1) **// If you vandalize something, we vandalize you. //**
 * 2) **// If you don’t treat other people nicely, we cut off your nose. //**
 * 3) **// If you steel money, we take your wrist and the money back. //**
 * 4) **// If you smoke, we will burn you. //**
 * 5) **// If you’re a hobo, you have to go to school. //**
 * 6) **// If you enslave anybody, we will enslave you for life and let the other guy go. //**
 * 7) **// If you take food from canned food drives and you don’t need it, we will kick you in the can. //**
 * 8) **// If you don’t pay your taxes, we will make you go to prison. //**
 * 9) **// If you break true love, you will never be able to fall in love. //**
 * 10) **// If you don’t be active, we will put you in an exercise program. //**
 * 11) **// If you’re over 375 pounds, you can only eat fruits and vegetables for 2 years strait. //**
 * 12) **// If it’s your birthday and no one gets you anything, we will get you something really nice. //**
 * 13) **// If you’re a guy and you punch a girl, we will assassinate you in a slow and painful death. //**
 * 14) **// If you are a guy over 15, you have to work in the military for two years. //**
 * 15) **// If you make fake money, we will strip you of everything you have and throw you in prison. //**
 * 16) **// If you do not keep you self clean, we will throw you in a degermanizor ever week until you keep yourself clean for a week by taking showers, going to dentists, and checking your eyes and see if you are sick. //**
 * 17) **// If you do not graduate, we will send you back through school when you are 30. //**
 * 18) **// You have to do 50 sit ups, 50 pushups, 100 squats, and a mile every day. //**
 * 19) **// If you build a home for someone and it collapses, we will but you in prison and after two years have it collapse on you. //**
 * 20) **// If you do not volunteer 120 hours of community service a year, we will make you donate 1,000 dollars every year you don’t do community service. //**
 * 21) **// If you are an orphan, we will treat you like a millionaire until we find you a home. //**