Jackson's+Codes

Jackson Beckendorf My awesome codes


 * Education-If you back talk to the teachers, your laptop gets donated to somebody else. If you pick a fight with a student, you will get expelled. If you hit, bite, scratch, punch, kick, or spit at a teacher, you will be brutally punished and expelled. No goofing off or messing around while class is going or you will be sent to the principal’s office. No shouting out in the middle of class or you will have your laptop taken away for 2 weeks.

10. If you do not obey your parents by the third time they tell you something, they can make you leave the house forever. 11. No more spray paint allowed to be made or used or else they will be strapped in steel armor and sent out in the middle of a huge rainstorm with thunder and lightning. 12. If someone insults a police officer, they will be shot. 13. If someone says something hurtful and not true about somebody else, they will receive the Chinese water torture 5 days straight. 14. If you drink and drive and/or do not have a license to drive, you will be locked up inside an insane asylum for 15 years and not let out. 15. If you intentionally harm a humane being, you will be forced to bungee jump from 30,000 feet, with your arms tied behind you with barbed wire, with a very thin, very long rubber band as the bungee jump from a bi plane. 16. Read every night or be spanked with a wooden ping-pong paddle by a world champion chip weight lifter. 17. Fly a plane with no license; you will be hung out of the bottom of the plane by your ankles by the world’s wimpiest man. 18. If you go hunting with a lethal weapon and have no license, you will get the guillotine. 19. If you hurt or seriously injure an innocent civilian or a homeless person and take their money, the will be forced to pay the amount of money back except multiplied 200 times. 20. If you hit an innocent civilian with a vehicle and kill or injure them, you will be whipped 500 times on the back of your neck. 21. Any one caught printing something copyrighted and use it for a company name, no matter how many people know about it will go to prison for25 years. 22. Any one caught plagiarizing anything, will be sentenced to 25 years in prison. 23. Any one caught forging counterfeit money will be sentenced to a lifetime in prison. 24. Any one found concealing a lethal weapon or illegal drug will be dropped from 200 feet onto a 1-foot stack of pillows with cement and brick underneath. 25. Any one using something they stole from any citizen of the U.S.A., will be thoroughly beaten with a billy club. 26. Any one caught crossing a border into America will be sent back and made sure to stay there. 27. Any one caught drinking to many slushies at the same time will be shot! With a rubber band gun. 28. If you are married and voluntarily dating someone else and the other person either doesn’t know, or disagrees with it you must stop dating the person you’re not married to or you get sent to prison for 30 years and the person that you are married to can divorce you without going to court and can sue you without going to court. 29. People under 18 cannot have any type of weapon, unless your parents say you can and you only use the weapons on non-living things or else the weapon will be melted down and turned into a necklace. 30. To pass any P.E. test, you must weigh at least 58 lbs or you will automatically fail. 31. If you eat many burritos and know that you are gassy you must pass gas away from the people or they can fart near you and you cannot run away. 32. To play any musical performance that takes money for tickets you must have at least 3 years of musical experience or you will get cut off at the shins. 33. You cannot get married unless you’re 18 and older or you will have to eat a basket of newborn maggots. 34. You cannot have kids unless you’re 18 and older or you will be strapped to a rocket and the rocket and the rocket will be launched up into the air with you still on it. 35. You must exercise at least an hour a day or you will have to pay $30.00. 36. If you make something and put it on the black market, you will be used as a dummy in a shooting range. 37. If you litter all the electricity will go out in your house for 10 hours. 38. “Like” cannot be used as an interjection in a sentence or your tongue will get cut off with a piece of paper. 39. Don’t chew gum with your mouth open or you’ll have to pay $50.00 a day for 10 years. 40. If you throw a cigarette butt out your car window, your car will be impounded for 6 years. 41. Don’t park in front of a fire hydrant or your car will be flooded with a hose. 42. Don’t run a red light or you will have to the peels of bananas, oranges, and water melons. 43. People talking on their phones very loudly at restaurants will be asked to leave. 44. If you order over 6 Big Mac burgers from McDonalds, you will only be allowed to eats fruits and vegetables with water and lots of exercise for the next 15 years. 45. No swearing in public, to people, around people, or to people or you’ll get the death sentence immediately.
 * 1) If you take illegal drugs, you will be banished from earth for life and sent to the moon with a weeks worth of food.
 * 2) If you steal any thing from a store, you will get both of your ears cut off. (This law only applies to ages 6+)
 * 3) If you sell any thing on the black market you will have your hands cut of starting with your nails pulled out, the your finger tips and so on.
 * 4) If you kill someone, you will be dropped from 24,000 feet high with only a paper clip and a gum wrapper.
 * 5) If you abuse an animal, you will get burned and have a stake through your heart in public.
 * 6) If you influence a minor to do drugs or crystal meth, you will be whipped 1,000 times.
 * 7) If you ruin someone’s property, you will pay 500,000 dollars, or drown in a public restroom.
 * 8) If you steal something less than $50.00, you will be whipped 30 times on the back.
 * 9) If you steal something over $50.00, you will be sent to prison for however many dollars the item was. So each dollar is one year in prison.