Alan's+Codes


 * 1) If you steal peoples clothes they clothes away will take all of your
 * 2) Obey your parents or they shave your hair off every 7 months
 * 3) Talk to your parents in a bad language and you get your teeth pulled out
 * 4) Eat other peoples food and they will stitch your lips together
 * 5) If you don’t eat your vegetables and you will be locked up and will starve to death
 * 6) If you steal or waste water you will be drowned in dirty water or salt water
 * 7) Say a bad word to other people or parents you wear a will wear a shirt that says I am a loser (in big letters)