Max’s+Codes+of+Law


 * MAX’S CODE OF LAWS**
 * 1. All students have to be enrolled in school and are not allowed to ever drop out.**
 * 2.** **Every year you have to volunteer at least 5 years of community service.**
 * 3.** **If you are caught selling illegal drugs such as heroin, cocaine, and crack, you be held in jail for your whole life time.**
 * 4.** **If you are caught holding fake money (counterfeiting), you will be community service worker 7 days a week for your whole life.**
 * 5.****If a building man built you a house with the wrong material and an earthquake comes, you can sue for a new house and 250,000 thousand dollars.**
 * 6.** **If you steal 1-1,000,000 dollars or more you will have to go to jail for how much money you steal (500 dollars= 500 days)**
 * 7.****All employees must wash their hands before returning to any type of job. Punishment is they lose their job.**
 * 8.****If you have done a second crime, your house will be replaced with twigs.**
 * 9.****If you rob a woman under 40, you will be sent to jail for 20 years and have to return everything you stole.**
 * 10. If you rob a woman 41 years or older you have to go to jail for 50 years and return all of her stuff you stole that is worth 250 dollars or more.**
 * 11. If you steal a man’s clothes, you will have to go to jail for 20 hours.**
 * 12. If you run a red light you will lose your house and your driver’s license.**