Gaby’s+Codes+of+Law

**11.If you wear something embarrassing or weird, I will take off your eye lashes.**
 * __Gaby’s codes of laws__**
 * 1) **If you still something from anywhere, you will we will cut of some part of your body. (The size and how much it is worth depend on the part of your body.)**
 * 2) **If you burn down someone’s house, we will burn down your house.**
 * 3) **If you kill someone else, we kill you.**
 * 4) **For each lie you tell, we will cut off a toe (or finger if you run out of toes.)**
 * 5) **If you try drugs; we try dynamite in your home.**
 * 6) **If you are wealthy and healthy, you must help out someone else who needs it or else ourselves will take away your money away and hurt so you won’t be healthy anymore.**
 * 7) **If you forget to turn in, pay, or do something important, we forget to turn on the heat during the winter and turn it down during the summer.**
 * 8) **You mess up something we cut your hair horribly for each time you do something wrong.**
 * 9) **If you don’t listen to us; we don’t listen when you need something.**
 * 10) **If you drink; we send a bat to drink your pet’s blood.**
 * 12.If you leave the TV on; we make you use and old fashion toilet. The kind that doesn’t even flush.**
 * 13.If you break something small, we live you with one ply toilet paper.**
 * 14.If you break something medium size, we take away any kind of toilet paper.(including leaves)**
 * 15.If start a fight, we start a fire on your car.**
 * 16.If you trip someone, we trip your kids.**
 * 17.If you lose something; we lose your bank account.**
 * 18.If you break a mirror, we break your arm.**
 * 19.If you walk through the bottom of a ladder, we make you walk the plank.**
 * 20.If you don’t take a shower once or twice a day, we will tie you up and put you in boiling water until you are nice and clean.**
 * 21.If you do illegal sales, we will make you wash 125 cars.**
 * 22.You have to do at least 100 hours of community service in half of a year, if you don’t we will we will cut of an arm for each three weeks you are not done.**
 * 23.If you counterfeit anything, we will destroy your home and make you build it again.**
 * 24.If you’re dirty or your home, we will bath you until you are clean and we’ll kick you out of your home for five weeks until we clean it all. (You cannot stay with someone else.)**
 * 25.If you disobey to 5-10 of these rules, we kill your family.**