Noah’s+Codes+of+Law


 * Noah **** ’ **** s Code of Laws **
 * 1. **** No killing. If done punishment death by hanging **
 * 2. **** No stealing. Punishment is return what you stole and go to prison for 40 days **
 * 3. **** You must practice your religion at least once every 7 days. Punishment is work in the king **** ’ **** s hall as a servant for 1 day. If higher class then give king $100 **
 * 4. **** Pay the king 5% of profit if you have a job. **
 * 5. **** If falsely accused the accuser must go to jail. If higher class then pay 50$ to the person accused. **
 * 6. **** No kidnapping. Punishment is you must be tickled for two hours and then go to jail for 4500 days. **
 * 7. **** No plagiarism. Punishment is you must write King Hammurabi’s Code of Laws 12 times. If higher class then write this code of laws 12345 times. **
 * 8. **** If anybody harms you, they have to harm themselves how they did to you. (eye for an eye) **
 * 9. **** No hunting as a sport. Punishment is be treated like the animal you last killed for the rest of our life. **
 * 1) ** You must have a license to use, make, or trade a weapon. Punishment is be stabbed with the weapon you used, traded, or made. **
 * 2) ** If you are rich and steal from a poor person then you must be a slave to them //and// give them all your possessions including your property and money, but you don’t have to give them your clothes. **
 * 3) ** If you smuggle something then you must write down the name of what you stole 1000000000000 times. **
 * 4) ** You must volunteer for thirty-eight hours or more every six months. Punishment is do 1234 hours of community service. **
 * 5) ** No using any drugs without a prescription from a doctor who has gone to medical school for at least 3 years. Punishment is go to jail for 3-5 years depending on what drug you took. **
 * 6) ** Every building must have a smoke detector and a carbon monoxide detector. Punishment is make smoke detectors for the poor. **
 * 7) ** If you sell anything illegal you must go to prison for 45 days. **
 * 8) ** All employees who work anywhere must wash their hands before they start work and when they go to restroom. Punishment is wash your hands until they look polished and they squeak when you rub them together. **
 * 9) ** All buildings must be earthquake safe. Punishment is get a builder’s permit and build earthquake safe buildings for the rest of your life. **
 * 10) ** You must behave appropriately in public. Punishment is act like a gorilla or any monkey in public for a week. **
 * 11) ** If you break somebody’s property you must make by yourself what you broke and pay the person $123. **
 * 12) ** If you do not accept your punishment for committing a crime you must have bubble soap poured in your eyes and go to jail for the rest of your life. **
 * 13) ** If you drive a real car without a driver’s license you must get every license possible. **
 * 14) ** If you lie you must have your mouth taped shut with duct tape for 321 days. **
 * 15) ** You must go to the doctors every 6 months. **