Alyssa’s+Codes+of+Law

Alyssa’s code of laws
 * 1) Every person must have a doctor’s checkup three times a year.
 * 2) If someone dies in a fight the person who killed them must give their house to the family of whoever died and take care of the children if they have no mother.
 * 3) If someone injures someone else they will be injured in the same way and will pay the medical bill.
 * 4) If someone fouls you in soccer then they shall be fouled in the same way.
 * 5) If a parent does not give their child desert they shall not eat for three days.
 * 6) If a person harms a dog by smacking them their hands shall be broken.
 * 7) If someone scares a dog by yelling at it their tongue shall be cut off.
 * 8) If someone can’t pay their rent the landlord has to give them a chance to pay before evicting them.
 * 9) If someone interrupts someone else the person who interrupts them shall be punched in the face.
 * 10) If someone has less than two dogs they shall be forced to buy four.
 * 11) If they are allergic to dogs they must have ten hamsters.
 * 12) If someone harms an animal they shall be executed.
 * 13) If someone steals something from a store they must work there for a year without being paid.
 * 14) If someone makes a bridge and the bridge falls while someone is on it the person who built the bridge will be smacked across the face 540 times.
 * 15) Everyone must take a shower every night unless they don’t have a shower than they must take a bath or wet themselves with a hose.
 * 16) If someone is not working because the company they worked for shut down they will be paid 1,000 every two months until they can find a job.
 * 17) If an owner cannot take care of their dog they must give it to an orphanage unless the orphans are mean to the dog or the owner really loves it. In that case the owner will be given a bag of toys and dog food every month.
 * 18) Homeless people will be given a bag of food to last a month every month.
 * 19) If you don’t want to be in the military you must have a job and do well in school.
 * 20) If someone on the street tries to sell drugs to you, you have the right to punch them or kick them where ever you want.