Cody's+Codes

LAWS That you have to follow!!

1. Any person who is above the age of 5 and below the age of 18 must be in school. 2. Any man who has served in the military for 4 years shall have a government paid education and health care. 3. Any man that has served in the military for 20 years shall have a $50,000 yearly payment. 4. Any man currently in the military shall have all equipment and clothing available. 5. Any person caught drinking and driving and/or drunk driving shall be thrown in jail for a month. 6. Any person caught using a phone while driving shall get a fine of $250. 7. If you murder, you will go to jail for life. 8. If you use or deal drugs you will get 15 whippings 9. If you litter you will get a swirly. 10. If you cheat you will have to were a dunce cap for a week 11. If you cuss you will have to suck on a soap bar until it dissolves. 12. If you get in a car crash you will pay a fine of $350 (that money will go to the homeless fund), and will not be allowed to drive for a month. 13. If you graffiti you will have your body, spray painted red for a week. 14. If you steal something that has a lesser value than $500 you will have to pay 1 1/2x the value. 15. If you steal something that has a value higher than $500 you will pay 2x that amount. If you can not pay you will go to prison until you can. 15. If you steal from your parents, you will get spanked 10 times 16 . If your parents use drugs you will go to a foster home. 17. If you take advantage of a homeless shelter you will get 5 whippings. 18. If you are buying or selling from the Black Market you will go to prison for 5 years. 19. If a store is selling non-government inspected food, clothing, furniture, building materials, electronics, toys, or equipment of any kind it shall be fined heavily. 20. If you counterfeit any kind of money or jewel you will be thrown in prison for 20 years. 21. If an orphan is found on the streets he/she will go to a foster home. 22. If you are homeless then the government will provide you with an apartment that has 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, and a family room for 2 years. You will also get a monthly pay of $50. 23. Any person who does not have health insurance will be provided with health insurance covering flu, fever, cold, and any other minor illness. 24. For very 250 people there must be at least 1 public pool available. 25. You must bath at least once every two days. If you don't then you will have to were a dunce cap saying" I don't bath" 26. There are no pesticides or any other chemicals allowed on foods grow in the produce section of grocery stores. 27. If you become a terrorist then you will get tied with a straitjacket and thrown in an asylum for 20 years. 28. If you false witness, you will get thrown in jail for a year. 29. If you say something bad about someone you have to say your sorry. 30. Any person above the age of 7 must do 10 hours of picking up trash, picking gum off of side walks, painting buildings, planting trees, or whatever else would make society better. 31. You must do15 pushups, 15 sit-ups, and jog 1/2 mile 32. If you are not behaving in school you will get 3 warnings, after that you will get thrown out of school. 33. If you can not pay for a college education, the government will give $1000 to help. 34. If you are guilty of armed robbery, you will get your butt placed on a burning metal skillet. 35. If you murder you will get murdered the same way. 36. If you insult some one you will have to cook them their favorite dinner. 37. 10 minutes a day will be set aside for citizens to clean their rooms. 38. Each member of the household must do at least 1 chore. 39. All members of the family must do chores without pay. (That means allowance) 40. Any one who plagiarizes will get kicked out of school. 41. If you destroy someone’s property they are allowed to destroy your property. 42. If you work at someplace that sells food then you must wash your hands before you work. 43. You must wash your hands after you go to the bathroom. 44. Unless you are the owner of a business you are not aloud to have a salary over $1,500,000 45. Everyone must listen to their favorite song at least once a day.( you're allowed to change your favorite song.) 46. You must respect the firemen, policemen, and people in the military. 47. Any fan that interrupts a professional sport will get fined $500, and thrown in jail for a week. 48. The Olympics are every 2 years. (Same with World Cups.) 49. All vehicles must be must be tested by the government. 50. Anyone that is illiterate shall receive extra help in learning